You know when you are alone in the car....driving home from work....sort of on auto pilot?
Every once and a while you'll see something or hear something that makes you say something....outloud....
Here are some of the things that I said today:
1. "Oh, Hell no!" when Poker Face came on the radio. I immediately turned the radio to CD to cleanse my brain of that horrid song.
2. "Aww, the bunny" when a little baby bunny when hop,hop, hop along the side of the road.
3. "What the F?" when 2 motorcycles thought it was pertinent to go 40 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. Motorcycles usually equal speed....not wandering grannies. Sheesh!
4. "ooohh, look at those iris'" when I passed a lovely clump of iris. I am always on the lookout for some good gardening.
5. "Mother of God!!" when I spotted an older woman walking her dog with a t-shirt and NO BRA!
Ladies....lets talk about the no bra thing. Look, if you have a size C or bigger, you should NOT leave the house without some support for the girls. Seriously. It doesn't look good especially if you are over 35. Yeah, that's right.....over 35! The girls are not where they used to be. In this day and age, there are enough advances in the bra industry that you have no excuse! And.....walking the dog is considered leaving the house.
Today must have been a good day as I didn't yell out "Douche Bag" at all on the ride home.
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I always tell myself that now that we have Bluetooth, people will think you are talking on the phone and not muttering to yourself. In the past, we might have looked a little nuts babbling alone in the car.
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