What to talk about....hmmm...

There are several things I want to talk about today....like....

I finished "New Moon" last night. Even though there is a real fear of getting stoned to death by the Twilighters...I have to say.....I didn't love it. I mean, it was ok. I am starting to find Bella to be a complete one-dimensional whiner. The book is all about her need to be a Vampire. We already knew that. Give me something else. I will say, this book made me love Alice Cullen more. Maybe there should be a book about her.
So....how many readers did I lose on that one?

Next topic.....
I had an unbelievable urge to tell the Consultant named DB to go F**K herself. Lets write her a letter, shall we?

Dear Consultant DB,

Thank you for your lies and BS that you emailed to the world. Sad for you that you are a complete waste of my time. I have a tip for you....ready? Wake up and do your F**king job! We pay your money....money to....DO YOUR F**KING job. So do it!
Your tactic of "Deflect and Delegate" is over. Everyone can see through you. No one believes that I am to blame for your utter incompetence. Now, Shut your F**KING mouth and get to work! You are wasting our money and my patience. I don't want to have to tell you again.
So, DB, what have you learned? You can't pull your Shit with me. Now pulled your head out of your ass and earn your keep.

Sincerely,

You're lucky I can't fire you.

Wow....liberating.

Last topic....
Did anyone see the Superficial today?
Brooke Hogan.....no one wants to even be aware that you have woman parts. Stop using a stripper pole in your act. You hardly have any fans....you will just lose them. Just stop.
Hulk Hogan- Fanny packs went out when you actually had a career. Time to hang it up.



Wow! I feel so much better.