Short Burst Tuesday

Yeah...I know....I just did a Short Burst...so what? I have short little wee things to say....so in the words of Liz Lemon "Suck it Nerds!"

(Where did that come from?)

I am in New Jersey for a week. No....It doesn't smell bad. Lets talk about things that have happened...shall we?

Newest Burst to Oldest....

1.Ummmm....Danny Gokey....American Idol.....HELLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Un-Frickin-Believable! He is going straight to the top.

2. American Idol....Michael Jackson night. "It's been done!" Can we pick someone more relevant? Like Chris Brown. What?....He is a felon too? Oh. American Idol...can you pick someone who doesn't have a criminal record?

3. I had the worst lunch yesterday! We went to an Italian restaurant. What would you expect an Italian place to smell like? Basil? Sauce? Garlic? How about dirty dishwater. Seriously. I have quite an aversion to smells and I simply could NOT get over it. Poor JR (he is in NJ with me for "Boracle" class as M calls it) had to deal with me and the constant "Do you smell that?" or "Why does it smell like that?" To top it off, the food sucked! Today, we went to the Mall food court and had a much better meal....Go figure.

4. JR and I ate at Crapplebees tonight. If you like a plate of sugar and salt, that is the place. My stomach is feeling a little.....shall we say crappy...get Crapplebees....Crappy? Yeah...bad. I ordered a Pomegranate Margarita (one of the specials)....It came and it was green.....I asked the child serving us..."Missing something?" He looked at me like I spoke a different language...Hey!...Crapplebees Child Server....IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RED!

5. The "free" internet connection at this hotel is super slow. Can it really be considered free if I am mad at it?

6. I have a hankering for a candy bar....shall I go to the lobby all decked out in my matching PJ's and slippers? or Should I change into normal clothes?

7. I am just makin shit up now...I am stopping.